Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Hooah

One of my favorite blogs is Sgt Hook's. Many of my blogger buddies are also "hooked" on the Sgt., and now the pressure is on because I just realized the Sgt has called myself and several others in my corral talented...rendering orders to his readers to venture here!

Holy Crackers, Batman! (thanks Brian)

Shayna, I am forever in debt to you for the Holy Crackers phrase now embedded into my brain. It's been getting a lot of use here lately...

Here are a few of the other phrases/words I say:

Holy Crackers! (holy shit, I am in church and almost cussed again!)

Shit fire and save matches! (well, I'll be, isn't that something?)

Got a hitch in your giddy-up? (having problems with your horse? If you would do what I told you, you wouldn't be having this problem. Because you are the problem.)

Are you tanorexic? (are you addicted to tanning?)

That guy is such a fuck stick. (meaning he is an idiot, asshole, or dumbass...and I seem to use this more for guys that I find attractive...until they start to speak.)

Dude, you are ate up. (not performing to expectation, or someone who has killed too many brain cells...or both.) I seem to recall a certain drill sergeant that over used "ate up." Private, you are ate up! Do you have soup for brains!?!

I haven't seen him in a coon's age. (A long ass time)

Alrighty, now that I have shared some of my sayings with you, I want each of you to share one of your favorite sayings in my comment section!

23 Comments:

Blogger brian said...

Holy Crackers!
I had great fun writing that at breakfast this morning. I am glad you liked it, you bring out the best in me.

Hitch in your giddy up, been known to use that.

All purpose phrase "chucklehead" which applies to just about everybody.
"maroon" for moron.
We live in a retirement community, don't laugh, our house doubled in price in six years, so when sitting at a green traffic light, say "nappy time over", or Diane's favorite, "waiting for a different color?"

Sgt Hook rocks.
See you tommorow, heads up, also Thursday night.

11:39 AM  
Blogger BrainSyke said...

CoW girl?!

I never met one in my life! wanna show me how yo ugirls do all that?

11:43 AM  
Blogger BarnGoddess said...

holy smokes!or Snap!(instead of shit!) learned that one from my 12yo,I think its a football thing. those have been my sayings lately since I am trying to abstain from all cussing because my 2yo child is like a parrot and picking up bad words from me!

11:50 AM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Lol...are we allowed to use profanity? ;)

Let's see...

"Oh for f*ck's sake!"
(I am slightly troubled by these developments)

"Dagnabbit"
(Zounds! This is frustrating)

"Can I holler at ya?"
(I'll get back to you shortly)

"Aw Hell..."
(Common explanation at work)

"Are ya dented?"
(Pardon me, but I think that's incorrect)

;)

"

12:58 PM  
Blogger leonard said...

Thanks for being there, Cowgirl. I like your pictures. Is the first picture of you and your horse?

1:27 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

my one real New Yorkism is "boiling hot," which I have always thought was normal

When I was a kid we lived on top of a hill and had to go down it to go shopping
We moved to a totally flat neighborhood and for the rest of their lives my parents would say "going down the hill" when referring to shopping in the neighborhood

6:01 PM  
Anonymous shayna said...

Well... Farooking Great! That's another one of mine.

oh and...

Sugar Biscuits! Is another...

you do what you got to do to stop the cussing around a little one!

6:19 PM  
Blogger O Ceallaigh said...

I've gone through more slang than Imelda Marcos has shoes. And forgotten most of it. Here's a few:

knackered: tired, worn out. (New England, New Zealand)

wicked: very, as in wicked good. (Maine)

Damn! Clam!: wrong or broken note. (Jazz musician)

Had to go to the woodshed for that one: needed to do some practicing. (Jazz musician)

Do the music, lass. Need a trumpet player at those contemporary services? Sounds wicked good :).

6:36 PM  
Blogger O Ceallaigh said...

clam. broken link.

http://bloggerparty.com/the_playing_of_taps

6:42 PM  
Blogger Politics of a Patriot said...

Haha, those are hilarious!

8:08 PM  
Blogger Cowgirl said...

Brian, I bring out the best in you? I'm flattered. Tell the Diane hello.

Brainsyke, hi. Read my blog...that might help.

Barngoddess, I know a whole bunch of kids that say "Snap," I just haven't picked it up.

Does he ever say anything funny out in public? I bet he does.

I am sure I would laugh. Which just incourages it.

ZenFo Pro, shit yes, profanity is welcome here. ;)

I also say for fuck's sake. Probably too much.

Welcome Leonard. I'm not telling. What do you think? ;)

Cool, now I know some NYC slang, pia. And isn't it funny how different parts of the country have sayings that seem "natural"?

Shayna, Sugar biscuits? I think that is one I will have to try just to see the shock on everyone's face. That I have never heard! Thanks!

O'C - Hey! I didn't know you came here! Anytime you are in the area, we can always use another trumpet player. The more the merrier.

I also say wicked...wicked cool. ;)

I am thinking I just might try the hat on and see if it fits before I buy it, meaning the music offer. I think I am still in shock.

Thanks Politics of Patriot, I try. Please come back!:)

9:51 PM  
Blogger Pixie said...

"What the f*ck, over!"

"Never gonna be a better shade of green" (stuck behind car stopped at green light).

Kiss kiss night night y'all.

10:42 PM  
Blogger brian said...

Morning cowgirl,

Diane says hi. I'll try not to make you snort next time. There will be a next time.

4:22 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Hola chica! Back from the crazy land o' Spain that has taken me away from the blogosphere! Y'all are bloggin' dynamos! Stop it now!

Oh my... potty mouth moments? Me like!

I tend to say "Fuck Me" a lot which can get me in trouble and no thank you people, do NOT take me literally.

Certain commanders in chief get called "Cunt" when appearing on CNN. Sorry but there ain't no love lost there!

And for the idiot drivers here the other day the word "cunthead" slipped out of my mouth and no, I have never heard nor said that before...

Oh no... I am sounding too freaky so this stops here! ;-p

6:05 AM  
Anonymous cooper said...

Those were funny and I obviously have a filthy mind because a totally different thing came to mind for fuck stick.

I don't think I have a whole lot of set sayings.

I say blah blah blah a lot. It means either I don't want to repeata bunch of uninteresting bull crap that we have all heard before of I please hurry
up and get to the point.

8:02 AM  
Blogger Major John said...

In an effort to cut down on profanity (back when I came back from Basic Training) I adopted the Middle-Ages exclamation of "God's Teeth!" Seems to have worked.

Well, unless I do something really wrong, then I seem to exclaim Fu*& me running!"

P.S. Hook and I were at Bagram at the same time. He is the goods.

10:12 AM  
Blogger O Ceallaigh said...

cowgirl, you just never know when and where I might show up. I try to avoid predictability. Until it becomes predictable.

As for the music - what's the worst that can happen? They fire you? Rotten tomatoes in church? I don't think they burn unwelcome minstrels at the stake any more. And better to know than to spend time later wondering "What if ..."? Crede expertum: been there, done that.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Jake said...

"Mother of pearl!" = Holy shit

"What the f!@k! Over-" (only when I'm really pissed)

"He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer." = stupid

"Noted..."

"Rain check..."

"Could you hold your breath please..." = shutup

"Don't be that guy." = blue falcon, shitbag, overall dumbass

"That guy has a bad case of Cranioendorectal Syndrome..." = Head up ass

"Tastes so good it makes you wanna slap your mamma" = compliments to the cook

"Hola chica..." the most reliable thing I say to meet a girl
"Hello (with a smile)" always works too.

"Sweet Mexican Nectar!" my nickname for Corona and sometimes other things too ;)

Enough of my verbal vice for now.

3:20 PM  
Blogger brian said...

Good thursday morning Cowgirl. I hope this finds you happy and healthy in the Corn Desert. I am so looking forward to tonights post. I wanted to let you know that I'll be sending an e-mail to you on Sat., it will have a snort factor, so be warned. Take care, hummingbunny ;)

this is my word verification "bwwqqash" is this the corn desert's version of Bigfoot?

4:44 AM  
Blogger Household6 said...

Bimballina - Stupid, stupid girl doing annoying things.

F!*k a duck - Used to say f!*k me but got tired of some folks actually taking me literally.

Hells Bells - Oh Crap

Sheisse - German for Shit

F!*ktard - Better than using retard.

5:03 AM  
Blogger Off the Grid said...

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8:01 AM  
Blogger Fastest Squirrel said...

You're ate up like a door-gunner on a submarine!

...ate up like a hemophiliac in a rose bush!

...ate up like a chickenwire canoe!

Even a pig finds an acorn once in awhile (lucky)

If you shit in one hand and wish in the other... which do you think will fill up first (when people spend too much time dreamin' and not doin')!

11:47 AM  
Blogger Politics of a Patriot said...

Oh, I've got one!

"But I am okay with that now." Coming from the Veggie Tale's movie, Jonah, where Carlisle the worm (?) said, "My mother was a caterpillar and my father was a worm... but I am okay with that now."

5:48 PM  

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